Dear Mr. Ben Affleck,
Why is your brother such a better actor than you? If you could be more like him, maybe you could star in much better movies.
P.S. You the bomb in Phantoms yo.
A lot has happened in the world since my last entry in this blog. Far too much for me to have paid attention to, let alone cared about, so I will not specifically mention any of it right now. Most of it involved loneliness, despair, angry coding, and milder than average alcohol abuse. But now I have emerged from the darkness to once again write in this blog which no one reads. I am now making a proclamation that I will do my best to write in this blog more regularly. On a weekly basis at the very least. In the future I will most likely do my best to renege on this proclamation, so please do your best to call me on my bullshit when that inevitably happens. I don't really have anything interesting to say, so I leave you with just this little insight for anyone who plays Starcraft: Roach Warrens look like vaginas.
I know what you're probably thinking: "Hey man, why do you have a blog if you never write anything on it?" Well, since you brought it up, I'll tell you why. Oh wait, hey! I'm writing on my blog right now! This is crazy! Well that seems to have killed this conversation pretty quickly, and also proven you completely wrong. Next time you should think a little bit more before making such outlandish claims like that. It might save you some embarassment. Also you should stop abusing so many drugs. It's really starting to affect your judgement.