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Token Blog Entry
Sun, November 6, 2011 - 11:09 pm

I still don't update this blog enough, so I felt it was time to give it a really poor symbolic effort. As I'm still fairly sure nobody wants to read this bullshit that I write. I bet if there are any comments on this blog entry, the first one will be "Hey, stop writing your stupid blog entries and make more comics asshole." Which is a valid statement. I've been on somewhat of a roll making new comics recently, and hopefully I will be able to keep this rate up. Maybe I'll even have a regular schedule pretty soon. But in the mean time, you can all go burn in hell and go fuck yourselves, while on fire, in hell.

Love,
Johnson


Important Discussion
Fri, October 14, 2011 - 10:23 pm

Ok, I would like to bring up an issue that I feel is not talked about nearly enough. Frankly, I'm surprised I haven't brought this topic up for general discourse before now. So, to give you some background, you know that part in Ghostbusters 2 when Louis puts on the Ghostbusters uniform to go help the real Ghostbusters? It's that scene where he gets on the bus that Slimer is driving. Anyway, the main issue here is: Where did Louis find a Ghostbusters uniform that fit him? He is clearly an abnormally small man and much smaller than any of the regular Ghostbusters. Why would they have such a small uniform at Ghostbusters HQ? Did Louis secretly make it himself? Did he have a regular uniform altered by a tailor? Is it a uniform that shrank in the laundry? There is no known answer to this mystery. The room for speculation is immense. Or is there a more apparent explanation? Thoughts anyone?


Fan Letters, Part 2
Fri, August 12, 2011 - 3:13 am

A copy of the following letter was actually sent to Kraft Foods concerning Claussen pickles:

Dear Mr. Claussen,

Your pickles are awesome. No other worldly pickle ever compares to your pickles. Even a pickle made by the gods themselves and carried to earth on a golden platter by 300 flying horses would be eclipsed by the shadow of your pickles' glory. All hail Claussen, Lord of Pickles! There is no other more worthy to own pickles.com! But why can't I find spear cut pickles at Safeway anymore? What the fuck is with that bullshit? You need to get your shit together.

Love,
Johnson


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