Hey everybody. You may have noticed that I spent a whole bunch of time recently programming stuff to make changes on this site. But I'm thinking you probably didn't notice, because looking back, all that work has changed very little of the user experience so far. But maybe this means the real cool, impressive programming stuff is just around the corner. I think I'm due to actually write some significant code that people will care about. Or maybe I should just focus on trying to make a new comic more than once a week. There are so many things to do! Stop badgering me people! If you want to actually be helpful, you could give me suggestions of actual meaningful improvements I could make to this site that you would enjoy. If you don't, I will have no choice but to only add things that you will not enjoy at all. In fact, they could be quite unpleasant. But I digress from my point, which is: I have been distracted from making new comics because I have been given so many good programming ideas by Chinese Ivan. So blame him for your lack of new comics! I'm the good guy here! Please believe me!

-Johnson

You may not have noticed the secret opening of the new merchandise store in the last few days. It can be found by clicking the 'Store' button near the top of the page, or just click here. You should definitely check it out, but will probably be thoroughly unimpressed to see that I have exactly one item for sale. However, it is possible you might find this one item to be super awesome and want to buy it, and that would be rad. If I sell enough of these, I'll be able to put other cool items up for sale. So, if you have any good ideas for new merchandise, please let me know in some way and I will totally steal them from you. Also, please tell me if you have any problems using the store. It is new, untested technology. And please buy stuff!

-Johnson

I still don't update this blog enough, so I felt it was time to give it a really poor symbolic effort. As I'm still fairly sure nobody wants to read this bullshit that I write. I bet if there are any comments on this blog entry, the first one will be "Hey, stop writing your stupid blog entries and make more comics asshole." Which is a valid statement. I've been on somewhat of a roll making new comics recently, and hopefully I will be able to keep this rate up. Maybe I'll even have a regular schedule pretty soon. But in the mean time, you can all go burn in hell and go fuck yourselves, while on fire, in hell.

Love,
Johnson