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More Invisible Updates!
Sun, August 19, 2012 - 1:44 am

Hey everybody! I just spent a whole bunch of my valuable time changing a whole bunch of code for the site. And probably nobody will notice! So, I am writing this incredibly informative blog entry! According to my usage data, one of the most popular activities on this site has been complaining that there are not enough new comics. And so, I have added a handy new button that will help you people complain way more efficiently! I hope you can find this new button, because complaints about not being able to find the complaint button will probably just drive me to shut down this whole site and go on a killing spree. Another new feature is the random comic button. This will be very helpful to those of you who can't make your own decisions. And all the other changes you will almost certainly never ever know about. And now I must go try to draw some new comics, fail, then cry myself to sleep.

-Johnson


Another Pointless Rambling
Mon, March 19, 2012 - 5:35 pm

Hey everybody. You may have noticed that I spent a whole bunch of time recently programming stuff to make changes on this site. But I'm thinking you probably didn't notice, because looking back, all that work has changed very little of the user experience so far. But maybe this means the real cool, impressive programming stuff is just around the corner. I think I'm due to actually write some significant code that people will care about. Or maybe I should just focus on trying to make a new comic more than once a week. There are so many things to do! Stop badgering me people! If you want to actually be helpful, you could give me suggestions of actual meaningful improvements I could make to this site that you would enjoy. If you don't, I will have no choice but to only add things that you will not enjoy at all. In fact, they could be quite unpleasant. But I digress from my point, which is: I have been distracted from making new comics because I have been given so many good programming ideas by Chinese Ivan. So blame him for your lack of new comics! I'm the good guy here! Please believe me!

-Johnson


The Store Is Now Open
Mon, January 16, 2012 - 3:46 pm

You may not have noticed the secret opening of the new merchandise store in the last few days. It can be found by clicking the 'Store' button near the top of the page, or just click here. You should definitely check it out, but will probably be thoroughly unimpressed to see that I have exactly one item for sale. However, it is possible you might find this one item to be super awesome and want to buy it, and that would be rad. If I sell enough of these, I'll be able to put other cool items up for sale. So, if you have any good ideas for new merchandise, please let me know in some way and I will totally steal them from you. Also, please tell me if you have any problems using the store. It is new, untested technology. And please buy stuff!

-Johnson


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