You may not have noticed the secret opening of the new merchandise store in the last few days. It can be found by clicking the 'Store' button near the top of the page, or just click here. You should definitely check it out, but will probably be thoroughly unimpressed to see that I have exactly one item for sale. However, it is possible you might find this one item to be super awesome and want to buy it, and that would be rad. If I sell enough of these, I'll be able to put other cool items up for sale. So, if you have any good ideas for new merchandise, please let me know in some way and I will totally steal them from you. Also, please tell me if you have any problems using the store. It is new, untested technology. And please buy stuff!

-Johnson

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I still don't update this blog enough, so I felt it was time to give it a really poor symbolic effort. As I'm still fairly sure nobody wants to read this bullshit that I write. I bet if there are any comments on this blog entry, the first one will be "Hey, stop writing your stupid blog entries and make more comics asshole." Which is a valid statement. I've been on somewhat of a roll making new comics recently, and hopefully I will be able to keep this rate up. Maybe I'll even have a regular schedule pretty soon. But in the mean time, you can all go burn in hell and go fuck yourselves, while on fire, in hell.

Love,
Johnson

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Ok, I would like to bring up an issue that I feel is not talked about nearly enough. Frankly, I'm surprised I haven't brought this topic up for general discourse before now. So, to give you some background, you know that part in Ghostbusters 2 when Louis puts on the Ghostbusters uniform to go help the real Ghostbusters? It's that scene where he gets on the bus that Slimer is driving. Anyway, the main issue here is: Where did Louis find a Ghostbusters uniform that fit him? He is clearly an abnormally small man and much smaller than any of the regular Ghostbusters. Why would they have such a small uniform at Ghostbusters HQ? Did Louis secretly make it himself? Did he have a regular uniform altered by a tailor? Is it a uniform that shrank in the laundry? There is no known answer to this mystery. The room for speculation is immense. Or is there a more apparent explanation? Thoughts anyone?

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