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The Store Is Now Open
Mon, January 16, 2012 - 3:46 pm

You may not have noticed the secret opening of the new merchandise store in the last few days. It can be found by clicking the 'Store' button near the top of the page, or just click here. You should definitely check it out, but will probably be thoroughly unimpressed to see that I have exactly one item for sale. However, it is possible you might find this one item to be super awesome and want to buy it, and that would be rad. If I sell enough of these, I'll be able to put other cool items up for sale. So, if you have any good ideas for new merchandise, please let me know in some way and I will totally steal them from you. Also, please tell me if you have any problems using the store. It is new, untested technology. And please buy stuff!

-Johnson