Hey everybody. You may have noticed that I spent a whole bunch of time recently programming stuff to make changes on this site. But I'm thinking you probably didn't notice, because looking back, all that work has changed very little of the user experience so far. But maybe this means the real cool, impressive programming stuff is just around the corner. I think I'm due to actually write some significant code that people will care about. Or maybe I should just focus on trying to make a new comic more than once a week. There are so many things to do! Stop badgering me people! If you want to actually be helpful, you could give me suggestions of actual meaningful improvements I could make to this site that you would enjoy. If you don't, I will have no choice but to only add things that you will not enjoy at all. In fact, they could be quite unpleasant. But I digress from my point, which is: I have been distracted from making new comics because I have been given so many good programming ideas by Chinese Ivan. So blame him for your lack of new comics! I'm the good guy here! Please believe me!

-Johnson